#’hermione just stole all our shit’ is basically the entire harry potter series from a teachers perspective
Ooops, I dropped my towel.
Looks like she’s gone au naturale.
*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
My mom is watching Game of Thrones and she just said in the saddest voice, “Poor Salsa” and doesn’t get why I keep laughing.
Line breaks: soul|matePronounciation: /ˈsəʊlmeɪt
- A person who strongly resembles another in attitudes or beliefs
- A person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner.
seeing a post from one of your rare fandoms randomly appear on your dash
Everyone else really contributes to their fandoms and I’m just over here in the corner like
I feel you man
I have become tumblr famous…
if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like this
"I’m Missy…Hope my boyfriend wasn’t too mean to you"
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole