our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

jjprentiss:

madameatomicbomb:

swoleinvelvet:

I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.

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tommogranate:

anna kendrick is tired of your shit

chapsnats:

hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis
🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃
computer users FUCK u

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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the-more-u-know:

cool post, I like how Ginseng looks like a sexy body :P

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird